Hello, I'm a native English speaker learning Spanish, French, and Mandarin Chinese. I need plenty of practice to speak them functionally, so feel free to join me in my journey. Twitter @valerieanoonan

 

Into the Woods is like

valerie-an:

Act I:

Haha! Quirky fairytale mashup with some twists and turns and a happy ending!

Act II:

Just kidding have some psychological drama, adult fear, and existential uncertainty

I was really confused when this post got popular. It was this quick comment on ITW that I made after seeing my high school’s production (I’d never seen the show before). And now it’s like the second most popular post in the tag???

I love musicals but I don’t blog them seriously and this has more notes than any of my language posts which is nice but vaguely disappointing

glottalplosive:

there should be a children’s picture book called one wug, two ____, red wug, blue wug.

organizationoverhaul asked
We have the same natural hair colour! Though I used to always get so defensive whenever someone claimed it was brown, I was always like "I'm blonde for life!!" until I gave up and just dyed my hair green haha. I also thought I'd drop by and let you know your eye colour is incredible!! Oh and as a linguistics student, your blog is perfection to me. I hope you don't mind my shameless flattery haha! :P

This is funny because I really wanted to dye my hair green in freshman year but my mom wouldn’t let me. I’m kind of similar; I still identify as blonde, but there’s little difference between me and those with light brown hair.

Thank you for your kind words! :)

takingturnsatrandom asked
That was a well constructed, civilized argument and I apologize for being overly hostile

Apology accepted. I understand the feeling of having your state misjudged, coming from place thought of as “Jersey Shore” and “New York’s Trash Can.” And no one I know speaks with a “Joisey” accent…

On this post there’s been a variety of reactions from “omg so true” to “kindly stfu and stay away from MA” but whatever, I don’t take it personally

welcometothenext-level:

valerie-an:

HEY BUTTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS

ONLY THE BEST QUALITY SPANISH REFERENCE YOU’RE EVER GONNA GET

My Spanish teacher for levels 4 and 5 in high school gives this out to every class she has. Thank you, Señora Reluzco, for putting it together! It’s a valuable reference, so all of you had better save it!

Reblogging this for nostalgic purposes

Did you go to my school or something??? If so you might have been in my sister’s year that’s so exciting

If not idk why you would say nostalgic but whatever

valerie-an:

holytaxidermybatman:

valerie-an:

holytaxidermybatman:

boondoggleprospect:

valerie-an:

Very serious info session for out of staters

100% verifiable and true

im so mad at this phonetic boston common accent dictionary that has somehow made its way all the way the fuck to amherst where i can completely guarantee u that maybe one guy max talks like this
fucking coastals think they’re so much cooler go back to boston where u belong

Okay first of all this was not made by people from MA, it was made by current out of state students at UMass, so it’s not some kind of “coastal superiority” thing, and all of the items listed have been encountered somewhere along the line by said students
Second of all this is half actual guide and half joke, a kind of gentle ribbing of MA as a rule
Third of all living in Massachusetts I’m sure you hear the Boston accent far more often than I do and can understand it at least, whereas out of state students will have more trouble with That One Guy Max
Basically I’d appreciate it if people would take this post as it was intended and not as trying to present as the gospel truth, because it isn’t

look dude im not here to pick fights im sorry if this offended you
honestly ive grown up in mass and encountered so many dumb boston accent jokes, so many people who think that boston is the only part of massachusetts that exists, or that all of mass is exactly like boston, and im sick of it at this point i guess. i have a lot of western mass pride and seeing people who just assume that talking about a very specific area of this state speaks for the entire state as a whole really grates on me.
obviously this guide is a joke, but ive heard so many jokes like this one about “massachusetts”(just boston actually) that its not really funny at all anymore.

I’m not picking a fight either, and I understand the feeling, coming from a state for which Jersey Shore is the main point of reference for many people. Still, I see every comment added to each of my posts, and when a comment is negative, I feel compelled to reply.

I’m also amused that I thought she was saying Max as a name when she probably meant maximum and I just realized this right now

valerie-an:

holytaxidermybatman:

valerie-an:

holytaxidermybatman:

boondoggleprospect:

valerie-an:

Very serious info session for out of staters

100% verifiable and true

im so mad at this phonetic boston common accent dictionary that has somehow made its way all the way the fuck to amherst where i can completely guarantee u that maybe one guy max talks like this

fucking coastals think they’re so much cooler go back to boston where u belong

Okay first of all this was not made by people from MA, it was made by current out of state students at UMass, so it’s not some kind of “coastal superiority” thing, and all of the items listed have been encountered somewhere along the line by said students

Second of all this is half actual guide and half joke, a kind of gentle ribbing of MA as a rule

Third of all living in Massachusetts I’m sure you hear the Boston accent far more often than I do and can understand it at least, whereas out of state students will have more trouble with That One Guy Max

Basically I’d appreciate it if people would take this post as it was intended and not as trying to present as the gospel truth, because it isn’t

look dude im not here to pick fights im sorry if this offended you

honestly ive grown up in mass and encountered so many dumb boston accent jokes, so many people who think that boston is the only part of massachusetts that exists, or that all of mass is exactly like boston, and im sick of it at this point i guess. i have a lot of western mass pride and seeing people who just assume that talking about a very specific area of this state speaks for the entire state as a whole really grates on me.

obviously this guide is a joke, but ive heard so many jokes like this one about “massachusetts”(just boston actually) that its not really funny at all anymore.

I’m not picking a fight either, and I understand the feeling, coming from a state for which Jersey Shore is the main point of reference for many people. Still, I see every comment added to each of my posts, and when a comment is negative, I feel compelled to reply.

I’m also amused that I thought she was saying Max as a name when she probably meant maximum and I just realized this right now

holytaxidermybatman:

valerie-an:

holytaxidermybatman:

boondoggleprospect:

valerie-an:

Very serious info session for out of staters

100% verifiable and true

im so mad at this phonetic boston common accent dictionary that has somehow made its way all the way the fuck to amherst where i can completely guarantee u that maybe one guy max talks like this
fucking coastals think they’re so much cooler go back to boston where u belong

Okay first of all this was not made by people from MA, it was made by current out of state students at UMass, so it’s not some kind of “coastal superiority” thing, and all of the items listed have been encountered somewhere along the line by said students
Second of all this is half actual guide and half joke, a kind of gentle ribbing of MA as a rule
Third of all living in Massachusetts I’m sure you hear the Boston accent far more often than I do and can understand it at least, whereas out of state students will have more trouble with That One Guy Max
Basically I’d appreciate it if people would take this post as it was intended and not as trying to present as the gospel truth, because it isn’t

look dude im not here to pick fights im sorry if this offended you
honestly ive grown up in mass and encountered so many dumb boston accent jokes, so many people who think that boston is the only part of massachusetts that exists, or that all of mass is exactly like boston, and im sick of it at this point i guess. i have a lot of western mass pride and seeing people who just assume that talking about a very specific area of this state speaks for the entire state as a whole really grates on me.
obviously this guide is a joke, but ive heard so many jokes like this one about “massachusetts”(just boston actually) that its not really funny at all anymore.

I’m not picking a fight either, and I understand the feeling, coming from a state for which Jersey Shore is the main point of reference for many people. Still, I see every comment added to each of my posts, and when a comment is negative, I feel compelled to reply.

holytaxidermybatman:

valerie-an:

holytaxidermybatman:

boondoggleprospect:

valerie-an:

Very serious info session for out of staters

100% verifiable and true

im so mad at this phonetic boston common accent dictionary that has somehow made its way all the way the fuck to amherst where i can completely guarantee u that maybe one guy max talks like this

fucking coastals think they’re so much cooler go back to boston where u belong

Okay first of all this was not made by people from MA, it was made by current out of state students at UMass, so it’s not some kind of “coastal superiority” thing, and all of the items listed have been encountered somewhere along the line by said students

Second of all this is half actual guide and half joke, a kind of gentle ribbing of MA as a rule

Third of all living in Massachusetts I’m sure you hear the Boston accent far more often than I do and can understand it at least, whereas out of state students will have more trouble with That One Guy Max

Basically I’d appreciate it if people would take this post as it was intended and not as trying to present as the gospel truth, because it isn’t

look dude im not here to pick fights im sorry if this offended you

honestly ive grown up in mass and encountered so many dumb boston accent jokes, so many people who think that boston is the only part of massachusetts that exists, or that all of mass is exactly like boston, and im sick of it at this point i guess. i have a lot of western mass pride and seeing people who just assume that talking about a very specific area of this state speaks for the entire state as a whole really grates on me.

obviously this guide is a joke, but ive heard so many jokes like this one about “massachusetts”(just boston actually) that its not really funny at all anymore.

I’m not picking a fight either, and I understand the feeling, coming from a state for which Jersey Shore is the main point of reference for many people. Still, I see every comment added to each of my posts, and when a comment is negative, I feel compelled to reply.

In summer my hair gets bleached a bit blonder and it makes me happy

I used to be super blonde as a kid and now my hair is nearly brown, which I like, but sometimes I feel neither blonde nor brunette

In summer my hair gets bleached a bit blonder and it makes me happy

I used to be super blonde as a kid and now my hair is nearly brown, which I like, but sometimes I feel neither blonde nor brunette

To Italians, gesturing comes naturally. “You mean Americans don’t gesture? They talk like this?” asked Pasquale Guarrancino, a Roman taxi driver, freezing up and placing his arms flat against his sides. He had been sitting in his cab talking with a friend outside, each moving his hands in elaborate choreography. Asked to describe his favorite gesture, he said it was not fit for print. In Italy, children and adolescents gesture. The elderly gesture.

Isabella Poggi, a professor of psychology at Roma Tre University and an expert on gestures, has identified around 250 gestures that Italians use in everyday conversation. “There are gestures expressing a threat or a wish or desperation or shame or pride,” she said. “The only thing differentiating them from sign language is that they are used individually and lack a full syntax.”

Rachel Donadio, When Italians Chat, Hands and Fingers do the Talking (via welcometoitalia)

Speaking of the pen, one tactic of cultural genocide used by Europeans back in the day was to not only suggest that Europeans had trouble learning kanji, but that the original kanji-using peoples themselves could not use them. They assumed adult literacy in the Sinosphere to be low. Ironically, Japanese people to this day help keep perpetuating this myth. When you know kanji, Japanese people will tell you “wow, even I can’t write that”. This is called a compliment. They don’t mean it. They’re just being nice. They can write the durn kanji.

Don’t believe me? Neither did MacArthur, or “Biggie Mac”, as he was known to his friends. He believed the Japanese people to be inferior, at a developmental stage analogous to that of a child when compared to the adult, fully grown “West”. And, as supreme military ruler of all the Japans, following that little worldwide scuffle in the 1940s, he was going to tell those slant-eyed beelzebubs who was boss. Effen Japs. In (this is the real deal, folks), one of his many orders to his Occupation Government, he decided that:

「言語というものは広大なる公道であって、決して障害物であってはならないのである。この世に永久の平和をもたらしたいと願う思慮深い人々は、場所を問わず男女を問わず、国家の孤立性と排他性の精神を支える言語的支柱を出来る限り崩し去る必要があるものと自覚している。ローマ字の採用は、国境を越えた知識や思想の伝達のために大きな貢献をすることになるであろう」8)

Translation: “Change to Roman script you bloody wogs or I shall drop another nuclear bomb on you. Also China, you’re next, motherlovers!”

Of course, MacArthur was far too well-trained in hiding his true feelings to actually come out and say something so gauche. Instead, he couches his words in appeals to “international communication”, “breaking down barriers” and “sharing ideas”. This is a fundamental technique found in the brainwashing carried out by colonial powers: religion or no religion, always appeal to universal principles…as long as they’re our universal principles. Works every time. In fact, it’s so well phrased that I want my country to be invaded, occupied and reprogrammed right now!

Mac didn’t think these rice-eatin’, fish-lovin’ SOBs could read kanji — their own language — and he set out to prove it. He issued forth a national test/survey of literacy (「日本人の読み書き能力調査」) , aimed at, as I recall, adults of both genders and from all strata of society, throughout Japan.

Now, what MacArthur didn’t know is that Japan, thanks initially to the 寺子屋/”temple sideroom” system, has had near-universal literacy since medieval times. That’s right, in the Edo Period, when samurai walked the earth, Japan already had full literacy and a fully developed popular literature. Medieval pop lit, that’s how hardcore Japan was. Regular people, man, woman, rich, poor — reading. And this is back when Japan publicly made full use of two written standards — 漢文 (so-called “Classical” Chinese…although it’s actually easier to read than post-1912 “Modern Standard” Chinese) and 訓讀文 (Japanese written more or less as spoken, with Japanese grammar and word order).

In a sense, it’s telling that Biggie Mac was a completely illiterate man; in fact, he had gone his entire life unable to read — Japanese, that is. Of course he could neither see the meaning nor even the possibility of such a thing. And that’s fine. It’s just that he had no place making decisions about literacy.

So, anyway, they didn’t have trouble reading in Japan. And this was reflected in the results from MacArthur’s test. The test conclusively demonstrated that Japanese people could read. Their own freaking language. Very darn well, thank you very much. Both genders, all classes.

But by now there were enough puppets in the Japanese “government”, enough brainwashed people that wanted to wipe out kanji in Japan as had been done by France in Vietnam, that a compromise had to be reached. That compromise was the 當用(later 常用)漢字/”general use kanji” system, whereby forms were changed that didn’t need changing and some attempt was made to limit the number of characters used despite their not needing any limiting. Importantly, these changes were not made for the benefit of readers, writers or learners — they didn’t need them; they didn’t want them. They were made to placate then-powerful/well-backed groups who lobbied variously for anglicization/romanization/kana-ization. They also served, quite conveniently, to put an unnecessary hurdle between pre- and post-War Japanese literature, weakening people’s connection to their own history, which, as we know, works very well when you’re wanting to mold a nation into a new shape you’ve picked: see Communist China for further instructions.

Fortunately, the people of Japan love their kanji; names of people, places and organizations have remained quite unscathed (examples are everywhere); every change to the “approved kanji list” since the Occupation Era has been an addition, and there are more on the way.

http://www.alljapaneseallthetime.com/blog/you-dont-have-a-foreign-language-problem-you-have-an-adult-literacy-problem (via urashimajoe)

I hate it when people say that ‘Japanese has the most complex writing system in the world’, it’s such bullshit. The kana syllabaries take about two weeks to learn and there are only about 2000 kanji you need to know, which really is a lot less than it sounds.

To put it into perspective, it took me about a year to learn to recognize approximately 1000 Chinese characters. This is not to say that I can write all of them perfectly, or that I know all the words they appear in. In fact, I am still very much a beginner with this language. But the funny thing is that so far, learning characters has probably been the easiest part of learning Chinese. After all, all characters are made of a finite number of parts, which can often tell you a lot about their meaning, and they are built according to predictable patterns.

I guess what I want to say is this: don’t believe the people who tell you that you cannot learn Chinese or Japanese, that it is too difficult, too alien, too time-consuming. They are telling lies. (via jespru)